Jeff considers his animal reincarnation options
If reincarnation is true, I hope I’ve done better this time around. They say if you haven’t you might come back as an animal instead of a person. I wonder what that would be like.
Maybe I’ll come back as a dog. Dogs are the second rung on the ladder if you ask me. In fact, they’re often nicer than people. Being a dog wouldn’t be so bad. Of course I’d have to get used to the compulsive butt sniffing. And most dogs also eat the same food every…single…day.
Seems like that’d be boring in a hurry. Now that I think about it, I’m not so sure I want to be a dog.
Maybe a bird, huh? Who wouldn’t like to fly?
Worst still I could end up a Penguin. I hate the cold.
How about a dolphin? They’re smart.
And they always look like they’re having so much fun swimming and leaping. Then again, being a captive dolphin could be depressing- and aren’t those wild dolphins always getting beached?
A horse is a beautiful animal, but I wouldn’t want be one; nobody likes oats that much. Carrying people around on your back all day doesn’t sound fun either.
God help me if I come back as a snake, but I’d like to think I’ve lived a better life than that.
I don’t even have many speeding tickets.
Now that I think of it, I really hope if I have to come back I come back as a person again. But a better one.
What kind of animal would you hope to be? Share in the comment section below. I can’t wait to read your answers.